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Damn, here we go again. You ended up downloading Tinder for the umpteenth time. You’re not sure why you keep doing it, but there’s something about that little red icon that makes you think maybe this time will be different. Despite some matches here and there, you still struggle to find the right words to start a conversation and do some good flirting without sounding cringe or utterly inappropriate. The truth is, Tinder conversations can be tough to start. You always feel like you’re just sending boring messages that don’t really mean anything.
But then, there are always those who are super good at it. The ones who know how to make you laugh through their pick-up line and get you interested in chatting with them. So how do they do it? What’s their secret conversation starter? We’ve searched the internet and put together this handy collection of the best Tinder pick-up lines and flirty jokes that will help you break the ice with your new match! Cheesy, dirty, funny, corny, smooth, cute: we have everything from A to Z!
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I think I saw you on Spotify. You were listed as the hottest single.
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ArodTheHorrible ArodTheHorrible Community Member Follow
Snort laugh
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Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
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Well played
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#3
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
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Metallicd3ath Metallicd3ath Community Member
Wouldn't work in the south, that comes off as an insult
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#4
Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.
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ArodTheHorrible ArodTheHorrible Community Member Follow
LOL... are there instructions in 15 languages?
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#5
I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?
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Heard this one before, but it's actually funny
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#6
I’m going to be honest with you. I swiped right 50% because you’re cute, and 50% because I love your dog. What’s his name?
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ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ Community Member Follow
This one works, but only best to use if you mean it. And not to bang a random person. This is not off of experience, only because it seems like an assholeish thing to do if you don’t mean it
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#7
We matched! Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?
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Wendy wolever Wendy wolever Community Member Follow
Funny and smart... Also sounds like something I'd say 😎😆
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#8
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
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ArodTheHorrible ArodTheHorrible Community Member Follow
It can feel like that sometimes :D
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#9
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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ArodTheHorrible ArodTheHorrible Community Member Follow
Santa might decide they are what Santa wants, too!
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#10
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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Addi Moore Addi Moore Community Member Follow
Smooth
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#11
"Heard you like bad girls." "Well, I’m bad at everything.” *blink instead of wink*
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Jason B. Jason B. Community Member Follow
Apparently bad at pickup lines too...
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#12
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
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HAHA! This one is great
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#13
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
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Just_A_Panda Just_A_Panda Community Member Follow
They already took my license away :D
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#14
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me. I’m thinking of ice skating and hot chocolate this week?
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Thermodynamics aside, ice skating and hot chocolate is an ideal date for me! No pick up line even needed!
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#15
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
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ArodTheHorrible ArodTheHorrible Community Member Follow
This one make me laugh... nice
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#16
You sound busy but is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
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ArodTheHorrible ArodTheHorrible Community Member Follow
Good chance... you're a chore, after all
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#17
Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.
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Yada Yuki Yada Yuki Community Member Follow
Bruh! I used this line on a chick in uni before and she actually showed up for the interview. Asked if I run a blog or something. Long story short, I ended up interviewing her because one, I was too disappointed at how ridiculous this was and second I couldn't just bail out all of a sudden yet I was at the cafe.
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#18
Just tell me you don’t clap after your plane lands, and we can go ahead and get married.
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Perfect.
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#19
Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://
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imgonaarickrollyousohard imgonaarickrollyousohard Community Member Follow
You're gonna get 404 response
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#20
Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
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ArodTheHorrible ArodTheHorrible Community Member Follow
And I left you in my past LOL
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#21
I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10. Because you’re a 10/10.
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DennyS (denzoren) DennyS (denzoren) Community Member Follow
Not exactly a pick-up line but I've always laughed at the "On a scale of 1-10 you're a 14 because you're basic"...a little science joke for you all lol
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#22
Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed-up things in the world? Like why is there a “D” in “fridge” but no “D” in “refrigerator”?
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Metallicd3ath Metallicd3ath Community Member
I actually have considered this
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#23
Your eyes are really beautiful, and I just had to tell you.
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InfamousBerry34 InfamousBerry34 Community Member Follow
More a compliment than a pickup line but still works for me
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#24
Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
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Dynamic duck Dynamic duck Community Member Follow
Slightly creepy
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Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
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Garfield Garfield Community Member Follow
Sounds like a dad joke
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#26
I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.
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Ashley Deane Ashley Deane Community Member Follow
I like this one.
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#27
Pick a historical era, and I’ll try to come up with a pickup line related to that era.
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Ashley Deane Ashley Deane Community Member Follow
I like these kind of pick up lines. They're more involved and fun.
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#28
On a lazy Sunday: 1. Netflix all-day
2. Getting lost in a museum
3. Cuddling with me?
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ArodTheHorrible ArodTheHorrible Community Member Follow
Either a pickup line, or a screening process
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I just bought kiss-proof lipstick, and I need a lab partner to test its claims. Are you in?
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xXPlague_19Xx xXPlague_19Xx Community Member Follow
So how would it be kiss-proof? Does it have like pepper spray or lasers?
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#30
Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
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Sorry but this cd tray only takes hard drives that don't crash after one session.
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#31
Choose a dream job: puppy photographer or pizza critic?
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Rhe'Joyya Rhe'Joyya Community Member Follow
A ++Ooh, that's a tough one there. You've got me @puppies! OR PiZZa?!?
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What was the last song/movie/TV show you listened to and loved?
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Wendy wolever Wendy wolever Community Member Follow
Nice convo starter...
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If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
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Ahhh, the time/beauty continuum
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#34
Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
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Lexipoo Lexipoo Community Member Follow
Like k.o. Or date /j
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#35
What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line.
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Dad joke lol
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Wild Bill Wild Bill Community Member Follow
Some of these are just creepy
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Denise Melek Denise Melek Community Member Follow
Yeah, nothing better that some cheesy or creepy generic sentence to start a conversation. -.- Mostly people use this who didn't even had a second look at your profile, they just spam.
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Enter_name_here Enter_name_here Community Member Follow
Did someone actually read all of these?
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imgonaarickrollyousohard imgonaarickrollyousohard Community Member Follow
I made it to 70
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Wild Bill Wild Bill Community Member Follow
Some of these are just creepy
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Yeah, nothing better that some cheesy or creepy generic sentence to start a conversation. -.- Mostly people use this who didn't even had a second look at your profile, they just spam.
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Did someone actually read all of these?
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I made it to 70
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